Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ruining Sarko's Day

Man, those killjoys at Forbes really know how to spoil a guy's day. Just yesterday Sarko was holding hands with Angela Merkel and putting himself at the center of history. Now Forbes tells him he ranks only 56th out of 67 on the World's Most Powerful list, where his name is preceded not only by Putin, Trichet, and DSK but--O! miséricorde!--Bernard Arnault, the boss of LVMH. The horror! A salesman of perfumes and suitcases and champagne edges out Carla Bruni's husband. As does Lakshmi Mittal. No wonder Sarko can't do anything about Gandrange.

And to think that Carla wanted to marry a man with a nuclear weapon. She should have gone for a Vuitton bag. But of course she probably already has one.

But, all kidding aside, this is one mondo bizarro list. And why does Forbes get to seat all the VIPs?

1 comment:

Leo said...

Sarko will be pleased to have been manhandled by such a cryptocommie-anarcholeftist magazine. Berlusconi number 12; bien vu!