Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Hollande Will Get a Replacement Camel

All is well with the Republic. The Malian authorities have let it be known that they will replace the camel given to François Hollande and left in the custody of a Malian family, which apparently misunderstood the terms of custody and ate the presidential camel.

1 comment:

Mitch Guthman said...

It is taking every ounce of willpower that I possess to remain silent on the subject of Hollande’s poor camel but a thought came to me that deserves further exploration. I can’t believe I’m writing this but where is the voice of Bridgette Bardot in this affair? She seems to have been bafflingly silent on one of the few occasions where she probably has something useful and important to say.

Does anyone know why she was silent or did speak out and I missed it? Perhaps she was too busy taking care of the elephants.