Friday, August 25, 2017

Poincaré's Postage Stamps

With the news that Emmanuel Macron spent €26,000 on makeup in the first 3 months of his presidency, les mauvaises langues were quick to make the comparison with François Hollande's €10,000 a month hairdresser's bill. Being historically minded, I thought rather of Raymond Poincaré, who is said to have reimbursed the government for the postage stamps he used while in office. Or of General de Gaulle, who scrupulously paid his grocery bill at the end of every month.

In one of my articles on Macron, I opined that his ambition was to walk on water, and for a while he seemed quite successful at it--or at least at creating the illusion that his buoyancy knew no bounds. Alas, he has been sinking rapidly of late, and not just in the polls. Ordinarily I think it churlish to hold les grands de ce monde to the same standards as the rest of us. But there are limits. It's no doubt excessive to insist that the head of state pay for his own postage stamps. But if he thinks he needs €26,000 euros worth of face paint to be an effective "pedagogue," as he put it the other day, able to persuade the recalcitrant French of the need for reforms that they instinctively "detest," perhaps he could send one of his flunkies to Le Drugstore to pick up his cosmetics at a discount. Pour encourager les autres.